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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:00

No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Still no good
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
They put up a sign reading