What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

Still no good

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

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No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

They put up a sign reading